BMW

BMW: shortened for Big Morning Wood.

- Jane: My grandpa wakes up with Big Morning Wood every morning & has sex with my grandma, the only time he can make love with her. Hehehe!
- Khalaf wakeS up with BMW very morning, its normal
- Every guy usually wakes up with a woody, otherwise people will say he’s expired.
- Some people say if you wake up with morning wood, it’s just normal. If you don’t, it’s a physical problem.

by Iyad Nemer April 18, 2008

BMW

Also means "Be My Wife".

by AYB March 24, 2003

BMW

A car driven by wankers

Dave: "Hey, look at that guy with the awesome tan driving a new BMW M3 convertible full of gorgeous chicks."

Mike: "I know for a fact he sleeps on a sunbed, so no way is he dicking any of them. He's just a fucking wanker."

by Billy Sollocks September 26, 2008

BMW

Acronym for big-mouthed woman

Boy: Susan is SO HOT!
Girl: Don't even get me started on her. She is a BMW.

by Samantha Felicia Rose September 21, 2015

BMW

Black Man Working

-Any black man driving a BMW vehicle must have some type of job.
-Gold digging women assuming a working black man drives a nice car such as a BMW

"-Why is she messin around with him, shes a bum
-Oh no, she knows whats pop'n, she got a BMW"

by anonymous1uno March 1, 2008

BMW

1). An expensive ass car

2). Big Mexican Wiener

" Bill bought me a brand new BMW"

" she told me i had a BMW "

by PhD= Pretty Huge Dick June 23, 2008

BMW

Bob Marley and the Wailers

I enjoy Bob Marley and the Wailers.

by puunui July 3, 2005