bluetooth

A dental condition that occurs if you go down on one of the members of 'Blue Man Group'

Damn... my wife went backstage at Vegas and came home with a bad case of bluetooth. But as she said 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas,' then she flashed me this bright blue smile.

by UselessFreeAdvice January 7, 2008

imaginary bluetooth

An imaginary telephone device popular with riders of public transport, those having manic episodes, paranoid schizophrenics, and just common talk to yourself out loud types.

a. Whoa, dude on the escalator is yakking away to no one and there's no bluetooth in his ear.
b. Imaginary bluetooth in action. Probably on his way to the bus.

by wheaty October 12, 2008

Bluetoothin'

When two people exchange personal or multimedia data through the Bluetooth File Transfer Protocol.

John: Hey look at dem hoes!
/Drives up to Prostitutes/
John: Sup, bitches?
Maleekuh: Nigga, ain't you see we busy?
/Notices Mobile telephones/
Summah Peech: Yea, nigguh. We bluetoothin'!
Pimp Named Slickback: Make my money, bitches, or I'm a Bluetooth my dick in your asses.

by Johannes K October 19, 2008

bluetooth

its when a guy takes his dick. lays it on the girls shoulder. she then jacks it with her head.

dude! this girl straight bluetoothed my dick.

by got em! April 16, 2010

blutey

Feeling of a utopian high, usually from drug abuse. Conversely, 'negative blutey' is a 'downer'.

"I'm feeling a little bit blutey."

by StevoJ May 9, 2005

Bluetooth Madness

When somebody goes starts yelling at somebody over a bluetooth and you don't realize there on a bluetooth.

Person A: Dude whats that guys problem?!
Person B: It's a severe case of Bluetooth Madness... poor soul.

by ConHoofa October 15, 2008

Blutack

Non-smelly, but very sticky, smurf poo. Has the tendency to get stuck between your toes and the bottom of your shoes. Not very tasty to eat but great for decorating!

Smurfette - "Oh..Yuck! Pappa Smurf...is this your Blutac on the floor? I almost stepped on it!"

Pappa Smurf - "Hmm...if it's round and blue then it possibly is my blutack....can you pass it to me dear?"

by StinkySmurfette April 10, 2010