jitty blonk

Everything in the world, both known and not known to man, except for fifty-five.

Dude that car is so jitty blonk.

by Evan Bradley May 18, 2008

Blornking

The act of doing work one has to do but would rather put off, despite a small amount of focused concentration being all that's required to complete the task.

My job is getting really boring lately. I find myself blornking most of the time.

by LoganCale April 16, 2011

Bloomkin

When you're getting a blow job and eating an Outback Steakhouse Blooming Onion.

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: Well this slut came over and gave me a Bloomkin. It was delicious and refreshing!

by TheDeliveryDude January 9, 2014

bloinkiss

/bloiNGk-kis/
verb
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by MythicalDefiner April 20, 2018

bloinkiss

when you lean in to kiss someone but you blink and miss

timmy waited all night to kiss bianca at the prom, but when he finally leaned in for the smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee causing him to lose his tennis scholarship leading him down a dark road paved with self loathing and addiction years later when his wife finally left him and couldnt take it anymore he lacked the ability to chase her cause his knee never healed from the bloinkiss.

by mythicalbeast22 April 20, 2018

blonkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the Prom but when he went in for the smooch, he blonkissed and sprained his knee.

by LittleSpicy November 8, 2017

Blonks

Blonk is the name of immature/disrespectful/rude fans of Blackpink. It is a name created by Blinks- Blackpink's fans that show the fandom in good light, by being respectful and mature. Blonks are usually very rude towards people from other fandoms or their own, and try to make their favourite group seeming superior to others or/and insult certain members/groups that they may dislike or feel threatened by.

iKONIC: Damn why are some people of your fandom going so hard on that member from a girl/boy group?

Blink: We do not really consider them part of our fandom, we call them Blonks, because they show BlackPink in bad light.

by Rosieareroses August 23, 2018