Bloomen Hestenthalled

You got creative when you shouldn't have, and now you've fucked something up

Mike thought he'd be able to backflip from a tree because he can into a pool. He failed and broke his neck.

You've only gone and bloomen hestenthalled it Mike!

by TheMaleMallard May 23, 2020

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Bloored

A word used to describe when something has been irreparably knackered or exhausted. A word to be used instead of a profanity to define being ultimately mind blown.

After finishing off enough food to feed a small country Andy felt well and truly Bloored.

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Only after declaring his love for the bar stool did Dave's friends realise that he was considerably fucking Bloored.

by Sniffalotti July 2, 2020

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bloomerang

The phenomenon of returning to live in Bloomington, Indiana after moving away to live in urban cultural centers.

My husband and I are moving to the east coast for his job. We hope it goes well and we don't bloomerang back to Indiana.

by KrisTDZ February 19, 2021

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bloomerang

Refers to da unfortunate "reality of life" situation of your having dallied wif a hot chick (i.e., "getting into her pants"), and then having da "results" or "consequences" of said hot 'n' heavy encounter(s) --- i.e., others' hearing her bragging about her delightful trysts wif you, her getting preggo, her contracting an STD, etc. --- come back and bite you in da a** afterwards.

Two ways of minimizing da fallout of any bloomerangs dat you may encounter in your love-life --- (1) condoms, and (2) keeping your DNA-test center on speed-dial.

by QuacksO May 24, 2021

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