Blokes advise

A social page for beta males

John the beta male crys for attention on blokes advise

by Zubrick November 8, 2018

Bloke

Bloke will bring you whatever you need in a very short space of time.

We all need Bloke in our lives.

Bloke really is the best.

Call Bloke.

by number 1 bloke fan February 25, 2018

hollys blokes

A girl who is easy and has loads of men and dramas it like an episode of Hollyoaks , she just loves cock and is extremely wild . Hence Hollys blokes

That girl has had so much dick and drama it’s like watching Hollys blokes

by AnyholeHolly September 19, 2021

king of bloke and bird

Song by Robbie Williams

no longer king of bloke and bird

by superbobble.com April 14, 2017

Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a man who does something to the annoyance of his friends.

Ben: we going online tonight?
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke

by BShields90 March 27, 2022

a real bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

Bloke Nunchuck

When two males genitalia interlock via cock rings and it begins to swing around in a nunchuck fashion

The other night me and joe had a fun time in a bloke nunchuck

by The Blokes May 24, 2020