A set of nonsensical choices that indicate a high degree of confusion about what to do next, in the sense that neither of them is even remotely realistic but the party concerned is so radically confused that he might consider them.
Jake is Mike's best friend.
When Mike saw the damage Jake had done to his car, he didn't know whether to shit or go blind.
When Mike saw the damage Jake had done to his car, he didn't know whether to shit or go blind.
by Lanky75 October 20, 2006
Get the shit or go blind mug.1) Snow blind describes a person whose cocaine habit has left them incompetent, or has left them incapable of dwelling on anything other than their next fix.
2) Snow blind could describe a snowboarding or skiing enthusiast.
3) More conventionally, a temporary visual impairment due to reflections of sunlight from fallen snow.
2) Snow blind could describe a snowboarding or skiing enthusiast.
3) More conventionally, a temporary visual impairment due to reflections of sunlight from fallen snow.
"Snow Blind" Friend written by Hoyt Axton and recorded by Steppenwolf
"They say he wanted heaven but praying was too slow
So he bought a one-way ticket on an airline made of snow.
He only had a dollar to live on 'til next Monday
But he spent it all on comfort for his mind.
Did you say you think he's blind?"
Snowblind (2002) A movie about the cocaine industry.
Snowblind (2006) A movie about snowboarding.
"They say he wanted heaven but praying was too slow
So he bought a one-way ticket on an airline made of snow.
He only had a dollar to live on 'til next Monday
But he spent it all on comfort for his mind.
Did you say you think he's blind?"
Snowblind (2002) A movie about the cocaine industry.
Snowblind (2006) A movie about snowboarding.
by literati April 18, 2008
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A horrible disease that makes you eventually starve to death.
fridge blindness is something which many men have, usually we can live through it with the help of a female who has not got Fridge blindness disease.
it starts of with not being able to find the butter in the fridge and having to ask where it is. it is eventually found by a female right in front of your eyes.
Then it moves onto more obvious object such as the eggs, milk and after a few weeks of having FBD you will no longer be able to see the orange juice.
Unfortunately some people have been seriously hurt mentaly by this disease.
WARNING!!!! all men and a small percent of female will have this disease in there life, you can't catch it of other infected people but it is more dangerous in a badly lit room.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
fridge blindness is something which many men have, usually we can live through it with the help of a female who has not got Fridge blindness disease.
it starts of with not being able to find the butter in the fridge and having to ask where it is. it is eventually found by a female right in front of your eyes.
Then it moves onto more obvious object such as the eggs, milk and after a few weeks of having FBD you will no longer be able to see the orange juice.
Unfortunately some people have been seriously hurt mentaly by this disease.
WARNING!!!! all men and a small percent of female will have this disease in there life, you can't catch it of other infected people but it is more dangerous in a badly lit room.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Man with Fridge Blindness: wheres the butter?
woman: there idiot, it's right in front of you
Man: NOOOOO I HAVE FBD
*10 days later the man dies of not having enough milk*
woman: there idiot, it's right in front of you
Man: NOOOOO I HAVE FBD
*10 days later the man dies of not having enough milk*
by I lost the game April 19, 2008
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Me: The freshman girl from the dorms told me she was gonna come over and suck our whole fraternity off.
Todd: Really? She better bring her bukkake blinds or else she will end up in the hospital with an eye infection like the last girl.
Todd: Really? She better bring her bukkake blinds or else she will end up in the hospital with an eye infection like the last girl.
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