blind sausage whiff

The scent of a Jimmy Dean sausage that you get while blindfolded, before knowing that it is a sausage.

As I sat blindfolded, the blind sausage whiff was not something I found pleasant until Link told me that there was a sausage in my plate

by rayofson July 15, 2022

third eye blind

The best band ever. Some damn true lyrics that all can relate to and fucking beautiful music. There first album (self-titled) is their best yet. Their 2nd album "Blue" wasnt too goodbut had a few VERY good tracks. And their newest album "Out of the Vein" was not too bad, but their best shit is on their first album, and the lyrics are magic.

Damn check out the songs
"The Background"
"I want you"
"Deep Inside of You"
"Motorcylce Driveby"

by Hamydeez October 5, 2003

Blind Jawbreaker

A girl is giving a guy head. Right before he is ready to cum, he pulls out, knees her under the chin, then busts all over her face.

Last night when Sandi returned home to a horny and pissed off Mike after a night out with the girls, he thought she ought to experience a Blind Jawbreaker.

by MFinShorty February 26, 2005

Blind Woman's Stick

A dildo, vibrator or other phallic object used for penetration.

I went to the sex shop and bought a new blind woman's stick with the money I got from Grandma for Christmas.

by Lynn Newport December 16, 2010

blind potato

A person who, despite their "many eyes", is too stupid to look right in front of them.

I was looking for my glasses for an hour before I realized they were in my hand the entire time! I'm such a blind potato!

by <rant> October 3, 2010

BIMD

acronym for Back In My Day
commonly used by young people to pretend they re cool and experienced.

guy 1 : BIMD, we walked with sprained ankles, because crutches are for wussies.
guy 2 : you re trying too hard, bro

by vstuffios September 22, 2011

blind request

Phenomenon of the Internet and Social Networking. A request to be "friends" from people you don't know sent without an introductory message. Request is based on your profile picture alone or a combination of your profile picture and because you've left a witty comment on someone's status. Male photographers who have a female models image as their profile photo typically receive a lot of blind requests from sex-starved losers, thinking they are female.

The blind request is often sent by rude morons who suffer from poor grammar and spelling. The blind request is the equivalent of walking up to someone in a bar and asking for sex without buying a drink first. The blind request should be a warning that the person usually exhibits stalker-like qualities.

Female #1: Ugh, ever since I put up that new profile picture, I've been inundated with Blind Requests. I've just been ignoring them.

Female #2: Yeah, watch out for John Doe, he's a total stalker and will send you one for sure.

by SHawkins December 29, 2011