Jizz Blitz

A Jizz Blitz loves to Jizz on everything and will Jizz on you when not even expected.

"I just got Jizz Blitzed on..where were you?"

by Veggiezombie69 October 8, 2008

Blitzkrieg

Used by the German military and later used by Allied Forces. The name means "lightning war". The concept of Blitzkrieg is "the art of concentrating strength at one point, forcing a breakthrough, rolling up and securing the flanks on either side, and then penetrating like lightning deep into his rear, before the enemy has time to react" (Erwin Rommel). This type of military attack involves mainly armor. Air supremacy is also required for blitzkrieg and many generals such as Erwin Rommel are well known for perfecting this type of battle.

On May 10, 1940 1940 German forces invaded through the Low Countries and the Ardenne Forest completing surrounding Allied Forces. The German blitzkrieg forced the Allies to surrenderer on June 22, 1940 astounding the world at the defeat of France and Britain.

by Seraph17 June 16, 2008

blitzing

to be getting stoned

hey man, what did you get up to last night?

-not much, was just blitzing in my car.

nice.

by brocky1 February 22, 2009

blitzball

A fictitious game from the novel A Separate Peace that combines the elements of soccer, American football and the Blitzkrieg to form a fast-paced and unpredictable activity.

Finny accidentally created the game of Blitzball while playing on the field with Gene.

by mr_shling April 23, 2004

blitz out with your tits out

To proverbially rock out with your cock out if your genitals happen to be on the inside.

My boyfriend tried to make me feel guilty about going out tonight, but whatevs. But everyone else told me to "blitz out with your tits out". I'll worry about him in the morning.

by epilepticpeat October 8, 2008

Montana blitzkrieg

The act of spotting a girl at a bar and rather than engage in preliminary discussion you immediately rail her then tell her things aren't working out, like the German blitzkrieg.

"Last night i did the biggest Montana blitzkrieg."
"Sweet."

by Antonio January 16, 2005

Blitzkrieged

A state one enters when one has consumed a great amount of marijuana and is beginning to lose control of cognitive functions.

Dan: ABOOOOOWOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAA!
Everyone: What the fucks up with Dan?
Simon: Don't mind Dan, he just smoked five blunts and is extremely blitzkrieged.

by Smnortaculos March 7, 2008