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Beerdhism

Beerdhism

Beerdh•ism

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noun: Beerdhism is the religion based on the teachings and offerings of the gods of beer made in a traditional or non-mechanized way by a small brewery, also known as a 'craft brewer.' Craft brewers make 'craft beers,' the drinking of which is considered a sacrament to Beerdhists.

Followers of Beerdhism are known as "Beerdhists."

Craft Beer defined by www.craftbeer.com:

Craft beer has been described variously as 10 minutes of pleasure, pure happiness in a glass, authentic, archetypical, an intellectual beverage that is to be savored not swilled and much, much more. It is enjoyed for everyday celebrations and is viewed by many as one of the special things in life that makes the day taste and feel a little better.

Each glass displays the creativity and passion of its maker and the complexity of its ingredients. Craft beer is treasured by millions around the world who see it as not merely a fermented beverage, but something to be enjoyed in moderation (see Savor the Flavor), shared and revered. It is a versatile beverage that not only enhances food when paired, but is also often brought into the kitchen as a cooking ingredient.
ex. "You'll never get him to drink that piss-yellow swill! He's a devout Beerdhist and would be ex-communicated from Beerdhism."
by InTheBeerAndNow™ February 25, 2015
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beerdriver

1.5 oz Vodka
1.5 oz OJ
1.5 oz Beer
Man I love pounding Beerdrivers and blacking out.
by Kolbomba July 25, 2016
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Berdader

a slang word

A word for someone who thinks they are smart but in reality they aren't
hey, that kid over in the back doing his project is such a berdader!
by therealmem July 28, 2017
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bleeding the brakes

While during intercourse, a man will thrust in a fast motion pushing air into the vagina. Then when the man pulls out the woman queefs.
Bleeding the brakes past tense :Man last night I was railing Barb and I bled the brakes on that bitch.
by Rosco- December 4, 2017
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Beerdo

Bearded hipster beer snobs. You always see them working at breweries, maybe tending bar, usually talking about hops and yeast and other beer geek terms. Probably wearing a stained tee shirt but still talking down to you because you don’t know the intricate difference between an IPA and a pale ale.
Hey Beerdo, just shut up and pour the god damn beer. And make sure it’s cold!
by Dillpickel May 5, 2018
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bleeding obvious

to miss something so obvious to anyone who made any actual effort to look, or even glance, that only a complete moron or someone with the IQ of a pineapple would fail to see it. Predominantly an English expression, especially with London Cockneys.
Watson asked Sherlock who shot the victim. "Somebody with a gun." he mocked.

"Well thank you, Sherlock, for stating the bleeding obvious" Watson growled.
by Fafhrd November 22, 2019
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Bleed JPID

To have a strong affiliation and love for all things JPID
Hey man do you bleed JPID?”

“I bleed JPID”

”#bleedjpid”
by famousprophet February 29, 2020
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