Bless this House

When you go visit someone's house and the first thing you do when you arrive is head straight to the bathroom to poop.

Joan: Welcome to my house.
Biff: Thanks, where's your bathroom, I need to bless this house.

by DanHomer December 13, 2007

Bless Big Man

A word said between fellow homies who have alot of respect for eachother

Tommy: Bless Big Man

Guy: Blessss

by Dyaaaar December 10, 2009

Bless the Baby Kitty

A phrase that is used when a statement or action is made that is so stupid that the only response that can be give in a shake of the head and to say "Bless the Baby Kitty"

Everyone is always treated fair. Response: (Shake your head and say) Bless the Baby Kitty

by AUSTAFF July 15, 2017

Blessed woodland creature

A magical two foot slipped which controls the house. Some would call them a demon, but if you worship appropriately you will be granted with a place in BWC heaven.

The Blessed woodland creature asks if you’re a Jerry Protestant or a Jerry catholic...

by The_BWC November 22, 2020

thunderfury, blessed blade of the windseeker

Thunderfury is a vicious sword, crafted from elementium and containing a crackling electrical core that might be all that remains of Prince Thunderaan. The hilt is unusually long, wrapped in black dragon hide, and studded with small spikes of black dragon bone.

Dude, what is thing? "Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?"
Oh, Thunderfury is a vicious sword, crafted from elementium and containing a crackling electrical core that might be all that remains of Prince Thunderaan. The hilt is unusually long, wrapped in black dragon hide, and studded with small spikes of black dragon bone.

by Thunderfury, Blessed Blade... October 14, 2016

Blessed

An elevated state that only few ever achieve: being motivated to go from partying, smoking, and drinking to work on your own business whatever it maybe. To most this motivation often comes to them suddenly or even in a dream as if it is an act of God. A divine being hand picking you, because he/she thinks your destined for greater things making the people it’s happened too feel blessed.

Person: I’m lonely as fuck G. All I do is sit in my house and work, but I guess it’s all good. It’s how it goes when your blessed.

by LemonSavage February 10, 2018

blapse

to hit
to deliver a heavy blow

He blapsed me in the nads.
He's just blapsing it.
Don't make me blapse you babylon.

by spencer February 1, 2003