blanch

Verb. To completely and totally screw something up in a predictible but epic way.

Noun. Broken in a terrible way.

1. So I was trying to untangle these wires when they caught fire, burning the entire building down. I totally blanched the whole thing up.

2. Listen, when you take Sabrina out for dinner - don't blanch it with her.

3. You blanched my computer.

4. Don't blanch my stuff dude, its expensive.

5. I just got into a head on collision. My car is completely blanched now.

by incredibleblancher May 12, 2009

Blanch

In reference to Blanch Deveroe from Golden Girls.

Two accepted definitions:

1. Another way to call a person a bitch

2. A way to reference a stupid girl

1. Put the corn on the cob up your asshole Julio, stop being such a Blanch.

2. Hear that stupid Blanch. She didn't even try to cover up that super queef.

by Bob Tatone July 29, 2011

Blanche the rubber necker

Anyone who nearly breaks their neck to gaze upon the test answers of other people. We call them Blanche the Rubber Necker no matter what their name is because Blanche is such an unnapealing name that they deserve it.

"A, B, D, C, Blanche the rubber necker copied my test answers verbatim! Including the quesiton about the definition of verbatim! How's your mom? Is she good? Good. I know she had that brief fit with bronchitis, that had my worried. What's that? This example is sitll going on? Why haven't they stopped quoting me yet? Did they not get the fucking point? Blanche the rubber necker, it's simple. Go away."

by Sean of old December 28, 2012

blancho

A nicely rolled blunt, plain and simple

It’s okay Andy, we got blanchos for days

by green.eggs.and.sketchy July 25, 2018

Blanch

Blanching, the posh term of firing through a fuck load of gear without knowing what youre doing or talking about.

Shall we blanch?

by Jeff2.0 September 24, 2019

Blanched

An OP Greatsword that is available for 10 scrap from Murasame
Also has dank charge attack

FH: Your using the darn Blanched greatsword you gosh darn fiddle stick! Hold the triangle button or else I’m leaving!
Host: *Doesn’t hold the triangle button*
FH: GAAAHHHH!!! I’m out!

by Fashion Hunter October 30, 2019

Blanch

Instead of saying bitch all the time blanch is used as an inside joke and also to steer away from excessive swearing.

Normal: "What up bitch, how you been bro?"

Slang: "What up Blanch, how you been bro?"

Normal: *Spills something* "What a bitch! That's my new rug too.."

Slang: *Spills something* "What a blanch! That's my new rug too.."

by WhiteBoyOG November 22, 2019