Flange Blanket

Synonym for "sanitary pad", can also be used in a derogatory manner when referring to a person or their mood.

E.g.

1. Damn, that dude is such a flange blanket

2. Hey Sarah, do you have sand in your flange blanket?

3. Excuse me, on which shelf might I find your extensive range of floral print flange blankets?

by Andrew Pfanglang February 16, 2012

Blane

one of the best people you will ever meet

someone who will brighten your day with just a flash of their smile or the sound of their voice. someone who is always there for you and always making you laugh. when othe friends blow you off this is always the one to show up, and you're glad that is them instead of anyone else. someone you would be overjoyed to have i. your life.💛

it's BLANE not "BLAINE"

by bananapants876 September 20, 2018

Blandeur

Antonym of grandeur. The quality of something ordinary and uninspired hyped up as if it were unique and splendid.

The blandeur of Chevrolet's ad campaign for new subcompact was impressive for a car nobody wanted.

by GattoDiavolo May 21, 2008

booze blanket

noun: the warmth generated by a sufficient amount of alcohol consumption. This booze blanket allows one to dress as scantily clad as desired and withstand the marine layer which falls upon the late nights of Isla Vista.

prude: "You're going to freeze your ass off if you go out wearing the dress you borrowed from that hooker!"
skank: "No I won't, not if I finish consuming this alcoholic beverage and get a good booze blanket going!"

by Mer-n-Era October 19, 2005

Winter Blanket

A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.

Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.

by FckTuesday October 20, 2008

fireman's blanket

A toilet paper trampoline placed at the bottom of the toilet to break a turds fall and thus prevent any splashback

"Yo my guts were feeling bad so when i went to the toilet i threw a fireman's blanket down"

by Kez00007 March 9, 2007

Sex Blanket

A blanket that is used during sex to keep love juices from getting on your bed/sheets.

"You've forgotten the sex blanket, now there is semen all over your bed."

by Mallory and Zach June 11, 2006