Bensoned

To lose your job, still live with parents as an adult, and/or be car less. Almost like being up crap's creek without a paddle.

(Guy walks into house to yell at wife: 'Honey, goddamnit!, I got bensoned today and now we have to go live with my parents. Oh we must also lose the car since we can't afford it any longer.'
Wife responds: 'Goddamnit we got bensoned today!')

by mastermind100 August 20, 2013

Hot Benson

The sexual act of when the male pours boiling coffee on his dick, then thumping a rather spacious anus.

Dude, I did a Hot Benson to my girl last night, it was awesome.

by BoobSucker125 February 29, 2024

Benson

Benson-
Acting really weird and stupid.
See also-
Poop

Stinky

The worst
Ugly

You are acting like Benson 💩

by #BOSSLADY July 18, 2023

Benson Cledanor

Large male genital
Gets many women
Nice and not ugly

Hey my boyfriend is such a benson cledanor

by CAESAR CRUZZZY July 21, 2018

Barry benson Blumpkin

When your 69 ing but instead ur eating each other’s ass so ur 96 ing and ur also watching bee movie porn .

“Can you pay for dinner ?“
“Only if you give me a Barry benson Blumpkin”.

by Lozenger69 January 10, 2025

being a benson

acting like you have a foot up your ass and not having fun with others

Chris is being a benson, he wont sing the FUN song

by meboku December 29, 2021

barry bendover benson

The freakiest of sneks. Likes puppy play and goossing his friends.

Man your such a Barry Bendover Benson

by Fckoff991 February 27, 2017