Butchers Danger Wank

The act of self pleasure where one (usually a butcher) takes a freshly sharpened knife and places it underneath his scrotum whilst masturbating. Knowing that any slip or excessive movements will cause severe damage adds to his depraved sense of excitement.

Mum warned me not to use her good steak knives if I was to have a cheeky Butchers Danger Wank.

by Han Ho April 28, 2009

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bitchers

another word for complainers or people whining about their circumstances, particularly their romantic relationships or lack thereof.

You guys better not be sitting around like a bunch of bitchers!

We have sleepovers and get in a bitchers circle when we talk about our relationships.

by tabouras March 19, 2010

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The Sloppy Butcher

When a man is strapped to a table and a pendulum is slowly and painfully slicing off his testicles while a homeless man shits in his mouth.

Our torture sessions are getting much more exciting, last night I payed a homeless dude to help me give Dave The Sloppy Butcher.

by Nate of Fate February 18, 2009

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butchers dog

To describe somethins as 'xyz as a butchers' means 'very xyz'. Orig. from the TV advert for Butchers dog food, with the catchphrase 'Is your dog as fit as a butchers dog?'. Hence, to describe a girl as fit as a butchers , or fit as a butchers dog means she is very fit.

Paris Hilton is fit as a butchers. (meaning she is very fit)

It's hot as a butchers. (meaning it is very hot)

by Dicko_ June 22, 2005

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a butcher's

Cockney rhyming slang -- a butcher's hook, rhymes with look. The slang gets trickey in use as it is usually truncated. Apples and pears becomes apples, but refers to stairs.

I went and had a butcher's at that new café

by Fueltank September 27, 2005

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