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shit-blistering

You inject your lover's feces under your skin and wait untill it festers and blisters; Then you rip the blisters open with your teeth, and lick up the festering shit.
I got several nasty infections from shit-blistering with John.
by Jeremy July 11, 2003
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buttering the corn

by Your face(haha) June 12, 2006
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Turkey Basting

A myth of an extreme sexual act. There are two ways of doing this. First way is simple- after enough arousal, a man will ejaculate on a woman while squeezing his ball sack at the same time. The second method is to have yet been proven possible- while a woman is on her period during intercourse, a man will penetrate her vagina and squeeze his ball sack, his penis will suck up blood, and the man will then take out his penis and squeeze his ball sack once more, thus basting his female partner's face.
After countless hours of drunken monkey sex, I pulled out and she received a turkey basting from me.
by Cardboard_RocknRolla January 28, 2009
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Turkey Basting

When you orgasm multiple times onto a woman's stomach. Using the pull out method. Then wiping off using a towel or other cloth.
I love turkey basting onto a woman's stomach.
by 62Delta September 29, 2011
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Buttering

The act of using butter for anal sex lubricant. Popularized by Marlon Brando in the movie, "Last Tango In Paris"
After I buttered her up, I proceeded to penetrate her analey with my erect penis.
by Maxwell June 29, 2004
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Basteing

verb the act of getting, &/or being, baked & wasted at the same time. getting baked + getting wasted = basteing
Jim can often be found Basteing behind the library on campus.

Basteing, is my absolute favorite thing to do!

"I'm Basting ballz right now brahh!"
by Roost3r Cogz August 25, 2009
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Bustering

Putting copious amounts of peanut butter on thine cock and balls and letting your dog lick it off while sensually moaning in your ear
You know I'm in a bustering mood man
by Vietnam Flash Back December 16, 2019
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