Bastard Handwriting

The combination of cursive and printing.

Paul's bastard handwriting is barely legible.

by Zoneranger January 28, 2007

bastard smile

A bastard smile is an expression used by people when they have succeeded in annoying you or making you lose your temper. These bastards find it fun to be a nuisance to you and can’t wait for you to react, and when you do they will laugh or pull a bastard smile. The bastard smile can also be used to further irritate people, especially when they are powerless to act, for example, some kids are playing football and a group of adults come along pick up the ball then hold it over their heads and pull a bastard smile.

"you will never believe what happened the other day I got out my car to went pay for my fuel at the petrol station, when I turned around some guy was getting into my car, I ran out to try to stop him but I was to late. when he drove off, he looked at me and pulled a bastard smile."

"bastard smile, bastard smile!"

by ProudAnarchistFreedomFighter August 20, 2011

Bastard Squad

A fictional television show that is referenced in the 1980s sitcom "The Young Ones." One of the main characters, Vivian (played by Adrian Edmundson) is a punk rocker who is a devoted fan of the show.

Vivian: "Hurray, we've got to get home quick or I'll miss Bastard Squad!"

by RevDrDark February 26, 2009

Bastard carrier

Any "people carrier"-type vehicle, named after the social losers it is used to transport.

Particularly defines the Citroen Xsara Picasso, a vehicle so devoid of style and aesthetics that kittens have been known to die just from seeing one in the distance.

The fat bastard and his enormous scowling wife bundled their revolting sticky children into the bastard carrier & headed off to Maccy D's to shovel burgers into their obese, slack-jawed faces for the third time that day.

by antiseptic September 6, 2012

Bastard Bitch

Something a pissed off Indian or Pakistani says

What did you say to me you bloody bastard bitch?

by smoked up bacon rasher April 28, 2020

Bastard from a Basket

An insult used to offend adopted child or orphan.

Taken from the film There Will Be Blood when Daniel yells it to his adopted son.

You're not my son, you're just a bastard from a basket

by jariki August 12, 2010

Bastard Factory

A woman who becomes pregnant at a steady pace outside of marriage producing a rather alarming amount of unfathered children

She's pregnant again? That bastard factory can't keep her legs shut.

by Archduke_Chocula June 11, 2006