bartends in the dark

A measure of how emo a person is.

He's so emo he bartends in the dark.

by Kat_H November 20, 2007

Barbecue Dad

A Barbecue Dad is a generic father figure who cooks all the food at a cookout such as hamburgers and hotdogs (while drinking beer). The roles of Barbecue Dad include referring to the younger attendees as, "Big Guy", "Champ", "Chief", and "Sport". Barbecue Dads talk about Dad things such as, lawnmowers, building your own deck, Sunday Night Football, and his glory days.

"Hey Jimmy, I wanna have a cookout next weekend, but my dad is gonna be out of town."

"Aw man, we are going to have to find someone to fulfill the role of "Barbecue Dad."
"You're right Jimmy, cookouts aren't the same without BBQ Dads."

by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017

risky barterer

When a man offers to put either his penis in the woman's asshole while simultaneously putting his testicles in the woman's vagina, or vice versa p to v to t to a.

Man: I am either going to put my penis in your asshole whilst putting my balls in your vagina, or put my penis in your vagina while begrudgingly putting my balls up your asshole. Ball's in your court.
Woman: You're a risky barterer.

by nicenate August 20, 2011

english barbecue

The weather's alway's too shit for a traditional BBQ. Instead an Englishman just cooks up a normal meal in his kitchen, known as an English BBQ.

"You should come over for a good ol' English BBQ, I'll cook us up some octopus, steak and shrimp.

by Diego August 18, 2003

Bartendress

A female version of a bartender with diva like tendencies or donning a skank-a-luscious outfit. Her motives are to increase drink sales from the male patrons.

That hottie with the body behind the bar is a bartendress.

by Bodaman November 28, 2013

backyard barbecue

A time where you and your friends/family go out to the backyard and attempt so many meat products that you will piss off enviromental activists since you wasted fossil fuels, animals just to have a good time. if you only have friends, it will generally become a beer drinking contest

John and his boys were wasted from the backyard barbecue, all because he had to have 5 beers with his ribs

by derek May 13, 2005

jimmy bartel

greatest player in the Australian football league, one the 2007 brownlow medal to go along with the premiership medallion one a few days after. famously turned up to the brownlow count minus a gf as she "was in denmark" and instead brought his best mate tim callen.

jimmy bartel raped essendons mid field last week

by penissauce April 5, 2008