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bakers cock ring

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.
I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring
by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022
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bakersfield grilled cheese

When your sweaty, greasy butt hairs get entangled during physical activity, and you spread your butt cheeks on the toilet and it rips apart like a grilled cheese sandwich.
I had such a work out, when I go to the bathroom later it’s going to be a Bakersfield grilled cheese!
by Scribbles43701 April 21, 2022
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Bakersfield Grilled Cheese

When anal hairs get tied in a greasy knot, usually after some basketball. A Bakersfield Grilled Cheese can be achieved when a person sits on a toilet, and the knots rip apart.
Person 1: "Yeah man, that was a good game!"
Person 2: "I'm getting a Bakersfield Grilled Cheese bro, I gotta run to the restroom!"
by BaguetteLuvr April 21, 2022
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Bakers-ache

Kneading or applying too much hand action on a soft loaf
I had way to much razzle dazzle last night so I gave myself the bakers-ache when I got home
by Cheezlz September 7, 2022
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bakeist

a person who keeps their options open, and refrains from injuring and annoying feelings by being mildly interested in a number of people, rather than fixating on one.
by youareamom May 2, 2023
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Bakersfield, CA

The closest thing to Texas you are going to get in California.

It now has a HUGE Texas Steakhouse with a HUGE Texas flag flying at the Valley Plaza Mall. I guess the motto," Everything is BIGGER in TEXAS." is more of the truth than California actually means "Golden."

In the older neighborhoods of Bakersfield, it still practices Residential Segregation, maybe because out of Southern, not Californian, tradition (more commonly found in the Deep South.)

Oildale (Northside Bakersfield, it's a secret to everybody!)

As well as the East Side, West Side (Downtown Area) , South Side/ Greenfield, and Cottonwood area has been immortalized FOREVER as one of the most vicious sundown towns EVER in California's recorded history

(SUNDOWN TOWN means everybody is housed together according to their race, just like a prison town.)
Did you try out their food at Texas Steakhouse in Bakersfield, CA?

I've yet to see Los Angeles fly a HUGE Texas flag anywhere.

So Los Angeles if you want a steakhouse with a HUGE Texas Flag, its already there, just go to Bakersfield, CA.
by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023
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Bakers Bussy

Any bodily orifice that you would use as a pocket or hiding place, such as the anus or the shaft of the penis. Also known as the prison wallet.
He had an ungodly amount of drugs in his Bakers Bussy.
by BAKERS DADDY October 3, 2023
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