Bryn Mawr Bagpipes

A sexual act usually performed by a window salesman and his wife at the end of one of their cocaine fueled swingers orgies.
The wife takes the penis of a party member in her hand and begins to work the shaft while repeatedly squeezing his scrotum, her husband then puts his mouth onto the bellend and gives it a good suck. All while his sales team dance around them in a circle wearing only a selection of her tartan mini skirts.
"Did you stay late at Jason's party Saturday night John?"

"No Chris, I decided to call it a night when him and Kerry decided to give Rikki The Bryn Mawr Bagpipes"
by The Phantom Prankster November 29, 2023
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Bryn Mawr Bagpipes

A Sexual act which usually takes place at the end of a cocaine fuelled swingers party, usually thrown by a Window Salesman & his wife.

The Salesman's wife takes a party members penis and masturbates the shaft while squeezing the scrotum enthusiastically and her husband then places his mouth over the bellend and sucks until climax.

All this takes place while the other swingers dance around them wearing nothing but a selection of the wife's tartan mini skirts.
"Did you stay till the end of the party last night"
"No I left when they decided to bring out the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes.
by The Phantom Prankster December 01, 2023
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Australian Bagpipe

A giant douche bag, a large moist sack for "down unda".
Man, he's a fucking Australian Bagpipe. I can't believe he would even do that!
by LiamAtreides September 05, 2019
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The Polish Bagpipe

A group of well hung eastern europeans circled around a unsuspectiing girl while blind folded.
Amy found herself in more then she could handle when the polish bagpipes started playing over her head.
by transamguy June 13, 2012
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Hobo's bagpipes

Gutter whore who not unlike the bagpipes getting filled with air gets blown full of nasty hobo semen. A little squeeze and horrible sounds and of course semen will project outwards.
Damn what happened to you at that Phis concert you smell like a Hobo's bagpipes!
by Jackal178 January 06, 2023
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the bagpipe

When a girl is giving you a sloppy blowjob that sounds like she's trying to play a bagpipe and fondling your balls with her fingers.
Dude, Mallory gave me the worst blowjob last night, I think she was trying to play the bagpipe!
by Theoriginalbagpipe February 07, 2017
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Mellow BagPipe

After ejaculating into a pussy, lock your lips onto it and blow warm, moist air and a merry little tune will come out her asshole.
massive stud: i gave my girl the mellow bagpipe last night, couldn’t danced to the little jig
by rob mugaybe July 12, 2021
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