Backdoor Butler

1. the male head servant in a large or important household, with responsibilities that include overseeing the other staff, taking care of the wine and silverware, and sometimes receiving guests in secrecy or in a surreptitious way, often through the rear entrance of the houshold.

2. Homosexual. (slang)(often considered offensive)

see ass pirate

Little did they know that Oliver was a backdoor butler.

by [e-mail] October 06, 2004

backdoor welding

when a man take a condom. dips it in gas put it on and lights it on fire. Then puts it in a pussy or ass.

man, from all the scream and the smell of gas coming from john's room. He must be backdoor welding with jenny.

by x nanashi xx November 24, 2008

Backdoor Pirate

noun:
1. A pirate whose prefered method of pillaging is through the backdoor.

2. Someone who engages in the giving of anal sex.

3. A common name for a hypothetical work of homosexual pornography, yet there is no evidence of something with the words "Backdoor Pirate" ever existing in the pornographic world.

#1:
Rodion: "I am a backdoor pirate."

Sarah: "Eeek!"

#2:
Joey: "Ahahahah I bet your dad stared in Backdoor Pirates 7!"

Rodion: "You fucktard! There's no such thing!"

by Argonak April 12, 2008

backdoor 69

the act of eating each other's assholes out at the same time

also known as the double salad toss

The two fruity bastards enaged in some backdoor 69 action before the usual rear entry

by Wang Guards 'R Us May 06, 2005

backdoor angel

Girl that likes anal sex. In some rare occasions, she prefers it.

She's my backdoor angel

by Kgoods65 January 31, 2016

Backdoor Risotto

Deep hard anal with too much lube, wherein the lube mixes with the leftovers in your shit box, producing a soft, deer pellet like run-off that doesn't wait for him to finish raiding your fart factory.

He thought doing anal was sexy as hell, until she gifted his weiner with a hefty dose of backdoor risotto.

by alphasasha February 27, 2021

backdoor mudslide

Diarrhea, the runs, urgent need to have a bowel movement.

"Oh man! That fast food last night gave me a backdoor mudslide this morning."

"I was so sick last night; I had a major case of backdoor mudslide!"

by JayXan September 09, 2006