Maroon Baboon

A mediocre flag football team consisting of elderly men

Those damn Maroon Baboons were playing alright for old guys today.

by Thaddeusrex March 31, 2019

concrete baboon

Another racist slang term for n*****

Those gahd damn concrete baboons cant pull their pants up

by uramax_boy August 15, 2019

Baboonic

Adjective: Noises or actions similar, or related to, the behaviour of baboons.

Riley, Garrel, Gary and Sybren made baboonic noises all night long.

by Skeweneus Snoep October 11, 2017

shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

by djmuz May 31, 2016

baboons ass

pink, large, plump

"damn gurl what happened to your lips?"

"oh i did the kylie jenner lip challenge"

"well you look like you have a baboons ass now"

by 3kk0 January 3, 2017

Babooned

When a male orgasms into his own hand and then turns around while flailing arms and slinging it in the face of the receiver. He then beats his chest like a gorilla.

-Bro I babooned that bih last night.
-You fuckin’ baboon.

by gasocatylst September 11, 2020

Strangling the Baboon

To aggressively masturbate.

Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon

by SweatyNutts5020 November 15, 2023