by demonspeed February 27, 2009
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"oh jeez mate i had a Bauer of a day! I just found out that my son is a terrorist, disowned him, fell in love with three women (all of whom i interogated for being the mother), beat one of them to death, then got fired from CTU, then reinstated again for saving my 7th president, then found out the president was shagging my ex wife--the mother of my terrorist son-- so i decided to take heroin as a way of dealing with the problem but told everone it was to work undercover, i then got off the smack in the next hour and told my son he was alright after all and got him a job working at CTU and that was my day...can i use the toilet?"
by David Deery August 22, 2006
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A fact in a statement that the speaker seemingly pulled out of their ass. The statement is made in a pompous and overconfident manner. Any fact that your American History teacher tells you other than the ones that can be found in your American History Book.
Is said in an hypermasculine Arnold Schwarzenegger Voice
"B-52 Eddie Bauer"
"The B-52 dropped the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki."
"They have always had B-52's..."
"Bought a new Eddie Bauer straight cash"
"If you send a rapist to prison you create a superrapist."
"B-52 Eddie Bauer"
"The B-52 dropped the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki."
"They have always had B-52's..."
"Bought a new Eddie Bauer straight cash"
"If you send a rapist to prison you create a superrapist."
by Average Student March 7, 2008
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President- ok i will.....i hate it when he does that. it should be named after him or something. Like getting Jack Bauered.
President- ok i will.....i hate it when he does that. it should be named after him or something. Like getting Jack Bauered.
by The final 4th May 2, 2011
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1. the state of being raw, similar to that of jack bauer.
2. the act of brutally and skillfully killing terrorists with both hands cuffed to a a desk.
2. the act of brutally and skillfully killing terrorists with both hands cuffed to a a desk.
by RJ Lee May 15, 2006
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Caution, you may have a Bauer two hours in a row every day for 180 days.
Caution, you may have a Bauer two hours in a row every day for 180 days.
by BoycottBauer July 10, 2004
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