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axe can wake up call 

When someone tosses an axe can into a fire at a camp out and wakes up everyone after the explosion
Andy threw an axe can into the fire pit when we were eating breakfast and woke up everyone including Burke's parents after the fireball and explosion. No more camp outs after that axe can wake up call.
axe can wake up call by Poop McFly October 19, 2007
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axe burger 

Blimey look at the size of her axe burger
axe burger by modjo30 January 6, 2016

Axe Whore 

Someone who is obsessively passionate about the sport of Axe Throwing. They might own numerous axes, have names for them, post pictures of themselves with their axes, or belong to several axe throwing groups.
You're going to that Axe Throwing place again? You're such an Axe Whore!
Axe Whore by BadCat6 September 30, 2019

axe murderer

and axe murderer is somebody who murders people with an axe
john: yo that guy just killed his bitch with an axe
jacob: yea he's a axe murderer
john: isn't he a juggalo?
jacob: same shit...
axe murderer by bongwater705 January 3, 2008

Axe dick 

When a man doesn't have the time to shower before a date, so he sprays Axe down his pants so she'll have a cheap snack for later. That is, if she is one of the 5 women on the planet who enjoy the smell of Axe.
Everything was going well, until he pulled down his pants and had total Axe dick.
Axe dick by JiggaJessica August 28, 2013

axe handles wide

When a girls ass is so wide the only way to measure it is with axe handles
That girls ass has got to be 3 axe handles wide.
axe handles wide by #1Psycho 23 April 15, 2015