Australian Pinocchio 

"Pinocchio down under"

A term used to describe a man's erection, or boner.

I was sitting on his lap, when Australian Pinocchio woke up from his nap.

Australian Pinocchio by ShyChey September 15, 2010

Australian Television 

A mind raping experience that should not have to be endured by anyone.

I'm going to vomit if you don't turn this shit off, watching Australian television is like a slow painful death.

Australian Television by Manic Holz April 20, 2011

australian rules football 

a very poor uncompeditive excuse for a game where gay or very feminine excuses for men squeeze into tight shorts and gay little singlets .during game play they kick the ball and jump like girls to catch the ball and aim to get the ball between four posts. if the player misses the middle posts but gets the 2 outer posts they get points for missing the main points.this game is so popular it is played in australia and has no international games between countries only a silly cross between gaelic and gayfl football.unlike the much more enjoyable rugby league which has an international fan base countries that play league are as follows ,new zealand ,england,wales,scotland,ireland,tonga ,fiji, france, papua new guenea ,russia has a small comp the us is growing into a good comp.all of these nations might not be able to compete with australia new zealand great britan but they do play the game.gayfl is the worst game in the world equal only with soccer
GO THE MIGHTY RAIDERS

real men play league girls, sooks, dickheads,gays play afl
son} dad i want to play rugby league all the gay boys at school play australian rules football
dad}thats ok mate i wouldnt subject my worst enemy to that queer afl game

australian rules football by dazza1 July 2, 2006

Australian Feedbag

When you poop diarrhea into someone's mouth in a sexual kind of way.

Give me a rusty trombone or I'll give you an australian feedbag.

Australian Feedbag by Jack Flack Always Escapes September 2, 2009

Australian Think Tank 

Psychiatric ward. So called because Australians have a reputation for being goofballs.

Babs had a bout of depression and spent a week in the Australian Think Tank

Australian Think Tank by Tom from the Shore November 8, 2007

Australian Kiss 

A French kiss down under.

An Australian kiss is a French kiss performed on a woman below the waist.

Australian Kiss by ccnotdd April 6, 2010

australian pedophile 

Any person (typically male) that prefers small breasts on a woman.

- Based off of the hilarious internet filter the Australian government is imposing on its citizens. Pornography featuring women with small breasts is considered child porn.

Guy 1: Man, those tits are too big.

Guy 2: What are you, an Australian pedophile?

australian pedophile by jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim February 24, 2010