assinator

A highly tapered anal streching device resembling a cone in shape, Initially utilized by tight holed homosexual males to facilitate bung hole sex to include fisting. Later research conducted by an anonymous casual sex encounters posting service showed women also use the assinator prior to hosting w4mmmmmmm parties.

Dude used an assinator prior to inserting a buoy into the chocolate star fish.

by kungfuwordsmith August 7, 2010

Assinate

When a person accidentally kills or murders another person by sitting on their face with their ass.

Paul and I are no longer together because during a kinky night of sexing, I accidentally Assinated him.

by Mr Howell December 21, 2014

assimilate

What the Borg does in startrek, destroying difference among people in order to make the perfect society. What Jews had to do in antisemitic Europe in the 19th century. What every minority is expected to do.

”We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."

by bananaquiet August 18, 2019

Assmaster

Two Possible Meanings
1. Either the ability to get ass from all women, therefore becoming master of the ass, can be applied as a form of admiration or possibly an insult (usually both).

2. Or a term for one who is skilled in the buttsex, may be applied to homosexuals.

1. "The Assmaster is out again"

2. "Yeah Steve is a real Assmaster isn't he?"

by Edward Franklin January 1, 2004

assmatic

bad at something, wack,

u assmatic at dis game son
dat freestyle was assmatic

by 5P 50ULJA January 1, 2009

Ass-assinate

To fuck someone in the ass so hard for so long that they literally die.

I fucked your Mom... balls deep in the ass... for 24 hours straight... until she died.

I ass-assinated her!

by asstastic August 22, 2012

assman

a person that gets all the ass

tyler keibler is the true assman at kiski

by ashketchum1 January 29, 2009