Akining

To laugh at your own jokes loudly, frantically right after the words leave your mouth

Damn dude he joker laughed at his own joke
yeah he's akining pretty hard right now

by DrMojojo November 27, 2023

Asking

No. I said "You would lie or deflect to peripheral issue" and now you want to MAKE ME ask as a both a demonstration of you supposed virtue and to model behavior you want to see people replicate. You would lie.

Hym "No. Asking just allows you to pretend you wouldn't have lied in a vacuum and if you're going this far to try and get me to ask there has likely been a financial incentive tacked on."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Asking if the sun is cold

1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.

2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.

Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”

by Scharey! December 7, 2024

Asinine, asiNine, asininE

Asinine, asiNine, asininE

Asinine, asiNine, asininE

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Asking for money

I'm not just asking for money and I didn't steal anybodies work. If you won't even acknowledge me you kids don't need to live that bad.

Hym "I'm not asking for money and I'm not letting you make all of this money off of me without paying me."

by Hym Iam September 24, 2025

asking for directions

Sucking dick at a bus stop.

Did you see that chick over there asking for directions?

by blackstardust November 22, 2025

multi-asking

The annoying habit of sending emails that are a barage of questions.

Cari's email went something like this: how are you? what's new? how's the weather? did Hugo start his new job? did the dog die of cancer yet?
It was an especially bad case of multi-asking.

by AC Gurney December 14, 2008