Falling asleep with a full beer in your hand, waking up to it spilling on you, after you shift positions in your sleep.
by Donavan Murdoc July 15, 2009
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"Sally Sue had a huge hangover and wouldn't wake up- so I gave her a golden alarm clock.... she won't be comming back from the bars with me ever again."
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The action of having a hot metal rod shoved into ones penis hole while Tom Cruise fondles your balls from behind as he is giving you a reach around and right as you ejaculate he rips the metal rod out.
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Get the Cock-Block Alarm Clock mug.She is cute, funny, smart. But she is crazy also, she is a boss at stalking and if you notice her she will copy the things you do and say you are the stalker. But overall she’s harmless and she’s pretty chill. She would make a great girlfriend, but a possible murderous ex
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