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Redneck Alarm clock

Falling asleep with a full beer in your hand, waking up to it spilling on you, after you shift positions in your sleep.
He was so drunk last night that he turned on his Redneck Alarm clock.
by Donavan Murdoc July 15, 2009
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Golden Alarm Clock

This act can only occur when your lover or friend sleeps with thier mouth open. The person performing the loving golden alarm clock then procedes to urinate in thier lover/friend/random pick up's from the night before mouth. Good Morning!
"Sally Sue had a huge hangover and wouldn't wake up- so I gave her a golden alarm clock.... she won't be comming back from the bars with me ever again."
by Michelle Tanner September 4, 2006
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Allardice

The action of having a hot metal rod shoved into ones penis hole while Tom Cruise fondles your balls from behind as he is giving you a reach around and right as you ejaculate he rips the metal rod out.
"Oh man did you go to the party on the weekend? we did Allardice all weekend!"
by TTV James Ninja June 18, 2023
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Fart Alarm

The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.
Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.
by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012
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Cock-Block Alarm Clock

When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.
Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.
by T-Bag 69 October 24, 2011
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Alara

She is cute, funny, smart. But she is crazy also, she is a boss at stalking and if you notice her she will copy the things you do and say you are the stalker. But overall she’s harmless and she’s pretty chill. She would make a great girlfriend, but a possible murderous ex
Guy 1: hey is it true you were stalking Alara?

Guy 2: No she was following me around all day you have to believe me!
by Wolf907 January 31, 2020
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Dutch Oven Alarm Clock

when someone dutch ovens someone else, but while they are asleep and it smells so bad that they wake up gagging and gasping for air and have to stick their nose and mouth out of the blanket to be able to breathe and not suffocate in the horrid smell.
Greg dutch oven alarm clocked Shanaynay earlier this morning to wake her up for work.
by teeny peeny September 1, 2009
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