Archie

The archie is ur typical stay-at-home fatso. he does not do anything and watch minecraft all day. this chungus is lethargic as hell. touch this burger and u pretty much get absorbed into his rolls of fat.

"ayo danny you doing anything this weekend?"
"nah man, imma pull an archie"

by Bruhbruhbruhwilbert May 19, 2022

Archie

He is a bong eyed boy with no friends lol 😆

Archie the no friend bong eyed kid had no people who like him

by Stuoid June 4, 2022

Archie

Archie is brunette, with blue eyes and usually has a lot of acne. He usually has a blonde gf and loves rugby. Sometimes part aboriginal and tall. He is very fit especially on the thighs. Usually hates class and is extremely overprotective of his gf.

Is that Archie and his new gf?

Wow, I didn’t expect that

by anonymous June 11, 2022

Archie

The sexiest dude ever. He has the biggest cock to ever exist. He pulls every bitch in existence. His friends all think he is the coolest dude and has a bundha bigger than kim kardashin.

Person 1: See that guy?
Person 2: Yeah, he's hella-thicc
Person1: thats Archie for you

by nigga dick balls August 30, 2022

Archie

He has a massive penis and loves little boys, but deep down he's a top g😎

"Archie is such a top g"

by Daddymbappe69 September 13, 2022

Archie

A FAT FUCKER WHOS DAD IS A SPASTICATED KNOB AND HAS BIGGER TITS THAN HIS MOTHER

#DADDY LOVES U
#UR NOT TALKING TO ME RN

Archie loves grinding on kids

by Fattyclub November 14, 2022

Archie

Archie is the type of guy who pretends to be your friend just so he can get in a purely sexual relationship with your brother. Be very aware of any Archies you know even if you don't have a brother he will still try go after your dad. His constant erection makes it very hard to take him seriously due to the massive bulge down his left trouser leg

Person 1: oh no archie is on his way over
Person 2: is that a snake in his trousers?

by Rapid turtle December 15, 2022