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Ape Escape 

When you or another black individual takes off with someone else property or money in an unorganized way.
You know when her man got home I knew I had to make an "Ape Escape"

I ain't gotta pay no damn child support, you know a nigga can "Ape Escape" his way outta anything.

That nigga snatched my bike, that mothafucka pulled an Ape Escape.
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Ape face 

to heavily masterbate over a loved ones face.
then to shave your george bush off (pubes)
and throw them over the face which is covered in yur love juice which holds them stedily in place.
Charlotte: Omg jamie.! what are you doing?

Jamie: Giving your mum an ape face :D

Charlotte: she looks like a fucking monkey

Jamie: Thats the point
Ape face by dyson boshky January 15, 2009
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Ape Babe Sta 

New exclusive/rare sneakers with a swoosh star type logo
did u see his new ape babe sta's?
Ape Babe Sta by Lady K. November 20, 2004

Ape cracker 

-Kind of like blowing up on someone and it's a nicer way of saying ape sh**.
I will go ape cracker on his ass.

Don't go ape cracker! Calm down and cool off.
Ape cracker by Ape Woman May 22, 2011

ape fuck 

A "from behind" sexual position. A kind of modified doggy style in which the male penetrates from behind, but is crouching over the female while standing with his feet up by the females knees. Similar to "monkey fucking", except ape fucking is more vigorous, with the male clutching either handfulls of the females hair, or gripping the females neck. Can be used in either vaginal or anal sex.
Last night was the first time in weeks my girlfriend has given me ass, so I decided to ape fuck her. I probably won't be getting any for a while again now.
ape fuck by Douche McGouche November 29, 2007

Ape Toes 

A person typically male, having extremely long toes, even finger like apendages on the end of thier feet. Many time the end toes (pinky or Big toe) are opposable. Usaully exremely hairy.
WOW! Look at his Ape Toes, Kink Kong must be his daddy. He could open a twist off with those things.

Dang, I never realized how much the Ape toes on that mooncricket gave him the jungility to slam that B-ball with his homies on 'da court.
Ape Toes by B_._Money_._Vise December 26, 2007

Ape Shit 

Someone who goes completely "Ape Shit" over something means that someone goes completely crazy over this object, person, place or thing.
"Dude, did you SEE that?" said Brooke.
"No, what was it that you saw?" replied Brian.
"The Famous Butter just went completely APE SHIT on the mic!" said Brooke.
Ape Shit by ~ChickenHead~ July 8, 2010