crusty anus

after one has taken a dump, sometimes they dont wipe their anus properly which may lead to leftover dried shit crusting around the ring of the anus.

man i tried to lick her ass, but she had a crusty anus, she needs to clean it better!

by Mya April 10, 2005

anus cracker

A term used to describe a person who acts like an ignorant fool.

Picture someone who is so low, he or she is not even worthy to eat a cracker topped with your droppings.

"Yo momma is so fat she sat on a dolla and popped out fo' quatas!"

"My mom just died of leukemia you anus cracker."

by Liz P March 12, 2007

anus invader

1) A crude word for a gay man

2) A person who invades anus'

3) A word for when you have no better insult to say

Man you are an anus invader

Fool, did u see that anus invader to the right?

by thizzordie May 25, 2006

anus tickler

Someone who climbs into your bedroom and tickles your anus. Often associated with Shrek.

"The anus tickler will climb through your window"

An urban legend in Pakistan.

anus shrek booty jayden tickle tickler skrek is love life

by The Anus Mongler January 13, 2016

screaming anus

an anus that has diherria so bad it hurts and screams when you shit

Did you just hear that screaming anus!?

by Freddyrk January 24, 2009

Anus Beard

The growth of hair in the buttocks

My Anus Beard is full, should I shave or wax it?

by Tobienforcer December 30, 2009

Anus Press

When two people spread their butt cheeks and press their anuses together in a kiss-like motion.

The married couple showed their love with a passionate anus press.

by SickTight February 13, 2014