antigasm

A rather unpleasant experience, with equal negative intensity to that of the positive of an orgasm. Antigasms balance the universe

Shut up Rachel, your negative attitude is giving me an antigasm

by Anthony Appleton July 26, 2005

Law & Order School of Acting

A fictional place used to describe the mediocre acting talents typically portrayed by single-episode characters on Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, and Law & Order: Criminal Intent.

Dan: Wow, this movie sucks. I feel like I'm being molested in the eyes.

Ryan: Dude, I know. Everyone in this movie must've graduated from the Law & Order School of Acting.

by catcuff April 15, 2009

Antiguan Bowflex

Initially, each partner must perform a brief low-intensity workout, in order to get the blood flowing and prepare their bodies for the deviant sex acts to follow. Furthermore, due to the endorphin release from exercise, the participants will be mentally prepared and aroused, enabling a more successful, passionate experience. Next, the receiving partner must sit or lie on the ground, with their head in a reclined position, representing the "weight bench" element of a real Bowflex exercise device. Upon moving, the giver must be seated so his testicles rest in the receiver's mouth, making sure the jaw is spread enough to facilitate deep-throating of the shaft and balls. Then, the receiver must extend and flex their arms out in a chicken wing manner, creating the actual Antiguan Bowflex. Now, the partners can get to the heart of the position. Squatting up and down, the giver dips his entire package into the mouth of the receiver, in a "facefucking" manner. While this requires an experienced fellater, the orgasmic potential of such technique is boundless. An additional benefit of the position is that the flexing inherent in the dipping procedure can postpone climax and enable a better experience for both partners. Furthermore, participants with enough balance and dexterity can offer the receiver a reacharound, ensuring an enjoyable event for all.  Aside from the sexual benefits, this move also offers exercise and flexibility enhancements, making it truly versatile and valuable.

I needed to spice up my sex life, so I hired a cheap hooker and tried out the Antiguan Bowflex.

I was warned not to confuse the Antiguan Bowflex with other, more dangerous Latin-America-themed. sexual maneuvers, such as the Panamanian Root Canal, the Chilean Piledriver, or the Costa Rican Egg-Beater.

by Garth "Gravy Cannon" Horowitz November 24, 2010

Antiniggerstablishmentarianism

opposition of state support or recognition, Causing mass-hysteria upon niggers who cant buy crack without it.

Dayyyum Nigga, i was gonna get me some crack rocks this evening, but i cant because of the damn antiniggerstablishmentarianism!

by CarnivoreHATESBLACKS January 1, 2012

arting

making art that isn't very good art at all. Only in the artist's head is it considered good art, and finds joy in creating.
Doing art homework is not considered arting, because art homework is filed under hell.

Gotta do some more arting over the weekend.

I just wanted to do some arting, but then I got a bunch of art homework that I didn't want instead.

by astarvingartist February 10, 2013

Acting a monkey

Being ghetto, ignorant, or retarded.

Those kids are acting a monkey on the playground.

by GraphicArtist115 June 18, 2014

Acting like an adult

A mature person. Someone who makes wise decisions.

You need to start acting like an adult.

by You know I'm awesome November 16, 2014