i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

amirhosein

Hadsome,clever,lovely
He's so kind and take care of his friends at every situation
If you are friend with him you're such a lucky person
When he fall in love with someone he will do anything for her

I need him in my life: he's "amirhosein"

by Pokimo December 27, 2016

Amittadi

To leave abruptly from a place without a proper explanation to avoid unsavory consequences.

Surendran Amittadied from the restaurant without paying the bill after having ulli curry and porotta.

by maram_andan October 8, 2017

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.

you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.

by francescunt October 29, 2021

why am i searching this up

Idk why are you searching this up

You are clearly bored and don't know what to search so I put this just to say I defined this first BTW why the fuck are you reading this? And why am i searching this up?

by Nobody reads this June 4, 2018

Amica Cream

A cream that magically makes two black eye, broken nose, and busted lips disappear immediately. So good no one will know. Endorsement by Amber Heard’s legal team.

Have you heard of Amica cream? Do you know if she was wearing any Amica cream

by BinaryBlonde May 9, 2022

Aminata

Aminata is a very kind, sweet loving girl. She has everyone at mind. She will try to please others but still puts her happiness first. She is very smart and curious. This means she will be adventurous and would want to travel the world, go on trips. Aminata will make you very happy and brings out the best in people. Aminata will also be a loving mother to her kids and is at the top of her game in her career.

You're such an Aminata

by kIAnNa_360 December 16, 2018