Aldo

The most sexy person on earth.

Run before Aldo rapes your ass

by Zeffry Clinton February 20, 2021

aldo

To be overly obsessive with material possesions, especially New York Rangers jerseys.

Nick pulled an aldo when he saw that there was a stitch out of place on his new hockey jersey.

by NEW YORK RANGERS April 29, 2007

aldof

An person with the name “Aldof” would be a chance of over one in 10 million. A typical Aldof is kind hearted, brave, but also very relatable and is very funny. An Aldof would always care about his friends, family, and basically anyone who’s his friend. An Aldof, as said, is hillarious without even trying, an Aldof loves making jokes, entertaining people, and loves making people laugh, but most importantly, an Aldof would have looks as good as his brain is.

“Any of you saw his reaction” said A
“I bet you it is ALDOF” said B

by Ven. September 25, 2018

aldo

Aldo is the greatest game ever created, which incedentally has nothing to do with the comic book "aldo" whatsoever. It resembles "jump man" but it is better. The object of the game was to get from one door to the other on a platform level. you would be hindered with ever so many obstacles, such as quick sand, ladders, and floors where you can only cross once.

"Why can't i find any aldo games anymore?"

"Yeah, it was like cool and it holds most of my childhood memories..."

by Colin Lie June 30, 2006

Aldo

Aldo is a stupid motherfucker, who doesn't like you back

That guy is an Aldo, ugh.

by Pneumoniaultramicroscopicsilli December 19, 2018

Aldonio

As the name bearer knows, Aldonio is a very rare name. Aldonios are even rarer people. Sexy, witty, adventurous, and so cool. Street smart and wise ( except about who to make his wife/girlfriend.) He can talk and charm his way into and out of any situation. Impeccable manners-loved by everyone's parents. Loyal friend, giving person. He will always be loyal if you are deserving, and will always make sure you are taken care of. DO NOT ever give him a paint ball gun though.

He is so awesome to be around! He's for sure an Aldonio.

by this nickel aint wooden August 22, 2010

aledgy

The most charismatic girl you’ll ever meet. Also rlly pretty and cool 1000000/10

Who’s that cute streamer?

Oh, it’s Aledgy

by breakmnb January 29, 2021