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Alan-(noun) Male Name of American origin- individuals who are named Alan, are more likely to be a homosexual bottom, as well as trash at fortnite
"Yo Alan!" Alan-"fuck my ass"
Alan by Real professor June 9, 2019
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Alan is that one guy you have for a hairdresser / he takes his time to annoy you so if you meet him he will be a little annoying // this is a joke
alan the hairdresser
Alan by REEEEEEEEE//HEHE June 16, 2019
Knocks down food with school bag and steals your motors
Alan wtf!!
Alan by Steve disciple July 30, 2019
super extremely hot sexy guy that everyone finds attractive. also known as “aloonamoon”. all
his friends want to fuck him so god damn bad but he kindly says no everytime. all the girls fall for him and want to suck his 20 incher.alan is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet but he’ll be shy at first 🗿 please follow @alanbsantamaria
jesus christ he was such an alan at the party.
alan by aloonamoon October 16, 2019
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The bestest alien in the whole world.
Me: love you Alan
Alan: u 2
Alan by Rubbishwilly November 14, 2019
He is coolest guy you can meet, This man is probably a norvegian god fall in earth.

I mean, MATE! You just have to talk 5 minutes with him to see how much he is smart , sarcastic, and a very unique piece of sincerity. He is very open minded, funny and brave with a great sense of honor.

He's a gentleman you never see a man more kind with girls( in bed that's an another story) this man is the perfect

boyfriend.Every time you spent with him, have to be fully enjoyed.
And of course you never have deep conversation before you talk with Alan.If you are his friend or girlfriend , you don't realise your chance to be with this person.

Everybody needs an Alan!
"Oh my god ,it's Alan!"

"Oww man! who is this cool guy with the black leather jacket ?"
Alan by Huge boss February 12, 2020