Papa Ain't Soft

A term used after being bragadocious, to let people know you're better than them.

"No seeds bitch please, Papa Ain't Soft"
"I just bought another pair of Air Forces, Papa Ain't Soft"

by thereversecowboy April 13, 2009

Ain't no two bananas

The task at hand isn't going to be easy to accomplish. On super Monkey Ball 2, the difficulty of each puzzle is rated on a 1-10 Banana scale with One Banana being the easist and Ten Bananas being a complete pain in the ass, and damn near impossible.

Bill: My teacher wants a 40 page paper for tomorrow morning and I haven't started it yet!

Phil: That ain't no two bananas!

by Brian M August 24, 2004

If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

This colloquial phrase is commonly heard in modern millennial social circles and among co-workers in fields of work involving the skilled trades, etc. Used primarily as a call-and-response, but can also be used formally in the pejorative sense.

If it ain't in the taint, where is it?

Somewhere between Schenectady and Coxsackie.

by Randall Whitaker March 9, 2021

ain't your daddy's

1. Used to contrast something of the present with something of the past that it superficially resemmbles.

2. Used to contrast the current incarnation of something from its past or 'classical' form.

cf. the mother of all battles

Ain't your daddy's Vietnam

Ain't your daddy's Rock'n'Roll

by Marcel van Kraat September 11, 2006

I ain't gay

A default response to every possible situation

Have you seen Bill?
I ain't gay

by wherethetittiesat September 22, 2017

Pimpin' ain't easy

a phrase that sums up the life of a pimp...it's tough.

Had to shoot a ho when dat skank bitch wouldn't pay me the 90% that she fuckin' owes. Pimpin' ain't easy.

by Nick D February 19, 2003

ain't give a fuck

An expression to mean that one does not care, emphasized by the disregard of grammar in the statement itself.

Observe the Honey Badger, as he ain't give a fuck about nothing.

by iamprobablygoingtohell July 31, 2013