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Action Hero Syndrome

An astounding ability some people possess that makes them seemingly invulnerable to virtually anything thrown at them.

An important side note: invulnerability only lasts so long as the sufferer of AHS does not need to be around, is somehow expendable, or is otherwise unimportant. They can do anything until it really matters.

Famous sufferers of AHS are: the GOP, Micheal Jordan's career, Any transvestsite dates, And veritably any protagonist in any action movie made in any date of modern history.

This can be easily applied to any every-day scenario, though is usually left to more unbelievable acts.
Jerry: Man, I went driving with Skippy the other night, and he sparked a bowl right at a stoplight!

Chris: you get caught?

Jerry: No, even though a cop pulled up right behind us! he's, got, like Action Hero Syndrome, man!

or

Larry: Wow, seriously? He got arrested for smoking weed?

Nick: Yeah. He decided that it was a smart idea to light up right in front of the police station.

Larry: How is it that the one time he gets caught, we're waiting on the porch of his house to let us in for the party? It's raining!

Nick: I don't know what to say, man, he's got AHS.

action slacks 

A smart badass dude who is full of energy and is always coming up with rad ideas
Hey there, action slacks, nice job on building your own computer from shit u found in the woods
action slacks by NikkiVapes December 13, 2014

action on the solid of half traction 

(noun) Referring to one who is ready to do some positive damage; motivation; momentum.
When it comes to witnessin' he gots da words, da verbs and the ACTION ON THE SOLID HALF TRACTION!

action fingers 

Fingers so active that when they reach a womans body they make her melt in your hands.
i was kickin it with chelsea last night and she fell in love with my action fingers when i started carrasing her body.
action fingers by Hance June 28, 2007

action-man leg 

the top of the leg of a man who is very muscular. looks like the top of an action mans leg
he had a well fit body but i hated his action-man leg!
action-man leg by Babz_16 January 26, 2008

Action Jesus 

The action hero side of Jesus.
"Action Jesus just save a baby from a crocodile and a flaming puppy, all with his handgun"
"John Mclane<Action Jesus