Screen Ache

When you look at your phone, tablet, computer, TV, etc. screen for so long that you get a headache. Usually happens when you watch small to moderate size videos/ episodes of something that just sucks you in.

Jack: "Oh dude I watched {enter favorite YouTuber's name} on my iPhone for so long that I got a screen ache"
Claire: "That's the worst!"

by NICEUNICORN45 May 24, 2018

face-ache

an annoying, intrusive or or obstinate person

Christ Almighty wonder. You is a face-ache, ain't you? Roamin' the ship, poking your nose into everyone's business.

by Brillemeister October 22, 2012

Moist Ache

An old woman turned on

Her husband gave her a moist ache.
Friend 1:"Do you ever think your grandma gets turned on?"
Friend 2:"Do you mean a moist ache?"
Friend 1:"Oh yeah."

by Alycia2000 March 14, 2015

Shag ache

It's a term to refer to someone you want to have sex with but you find annoying or does your head in.

'He is doing my head in he is such a shag ache'

by JlD82 September 20, 2016

Moob ache

When man boobs cause pain to the side of the body, symptoms can include pain when laughing, sneezing or getting up to find the remote. Can be commonly mistaken for pectoral strain, although when lack of said muscle is exhibited, this can be ruled out.

greg: "ooww I think I hurt myself, stop making me laugh"
amy: "what have you done, gentle sir?"
greg: "I have strained my pectorials"
*looks at greg*
amy: "no, its definatley moob ache"

by fairyamykins123 December 9, 2010

Hurt-aches

Hurt-aches refer to the rippling seam of hurts that can weave throughout your entire being as a result of unresolved trauma.

I had absolutely no clarity around my 'hurt-aches'. All I knew was that they were deeply embedded in my being, rippling and raging until they could be contained no more

by Magic Myrtle April 28, 2020

Ach Florian

A phrase you say when something bad happens.
Similar to the word fuck

(Glass falls on the floor)
“Ach Florian”

by nutboi69 July 6, 2022