Abacus

An instrument used to calculate numbers and other mathematical problems, which is 10 times better and faster than calculator.

Abacus vs. Calculator, who wins?
Abacus, of course!

by Le Mao September 13, 2012

abbycakes

the best girl in the world, shes awesome, shes hilarious.

that girl is a total abbycakes, you can just tell from far away.

by uzby November 23, 2010

abracadaver

Taking sexual advantage of the recently deceased.

the scene of a road accident;
"hey man, what the fuck are you doing, call an ambulance!"
(pulling up trousers) "Sorry dude, I heard the crash and, abracadaver, there she was!"

by Big Daddy Slim June 11, 2009

Abracadabra

A magical word that helps someone pull off a miracle.

He looked into the empty hat, said the magic word "Abracadabra!" and pulled a rabbit out of the hat!

by MoonSphynx August 12, 2004

Abracaxopenex

A common dose of xopenex ordered by an enthusiastic yet underinformed wannabe physiacian in hopes that it will cure an unrelated illness or condition for which this drug is not remotely indicated.

Doctor dumbass just ordered another Abracaxopenex treatment for a kid with a broken arm. Surprisingly the bones seemed to mend themselves during the treatment. NOT !!

by Lunger January 31, 2008

abba's delight

Widely known as the favorite egg-based breakfast food of Swedish pop group ABBA; alternatively, the name of an ex-gay ministry group in Lousiville, KY that purports to "cure" people of their homosexual feelings.

"I love Abba's Delight!"
"What?! That place that tries to "cure" gays?"
"No, ABBA's favorite breakfast food!"

by imasofa February 22, 2014

ABBA

The greatest swedish death metal band of all time.

"Bro, I love the way ABBA uses blast beats. They're so metal"

by OdysseusTheDrunk December 31, 2019