With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

that’s a bit spesh

something being a bit spesh

“that’s a bit spesh”

by abacusconley September 24, 2020

Little lot a bit

A way to say a medium amount of something. Was birthed when a little boy wanted "a little lot a bit" of ketchup.

Mom: how much dressing do you want on your salad?
Child: a little lot a bit.

by SasukiYaoyorozu July 9, 2021

Gonna chill for a bit then gym

Gonna be lame asf*

Idk! This is my first time doing this... I'm gonna chill for a bit then gym.

by AAblue August 26, 2021

Do you like a bit of cormar?

Do you want it up the arse right to the hilt?

Cormar Do you want it up the arse right to the hilt? Do you like a bit of cormar?

by Floppytodger October 5, 2022

On fire 'a bit'

When it's not quite cook a burger hot, but still a bit toasty

I think that car is on fire 'a bit'

by Markkk12345 December 1, 2022

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023