Junk Mail

See: Brett Favre

Hey Brett, no one really wants to see Junk Mail photos of your JUNK, okay idiot?

by bukowsky October 19, 2010

junk bruise

the sore spot (sometimes a bruise) caused by the thwapping of the male genitalia against either the thigh or its components.

I went streaking last night and got some major junk bruise.

by gingertonic March 15, 2011

junk chunks

When fellatio is given by a highly inebriated woman who then, as the man is finishing, proceeds to vomit, or "blow chunks," on her partner's penis and testicles, i.e. junk.

Man 1: Duuuuuuuude. Sally totally gave Mike junk chunks last night. She was so wasted.
Man 2: Dope.

by DailyDoseDover January 5, 2016

Junk Trap

A sexless relationship going nowhere. Often nearly impossible to get out of.

Jim: "Dude, Andy is definitely not getting any from Annie. She's a total tease."
Joey: "Yeah. He's in a total junk trap."

by Rockport Pussywagon June 18, 2010

junk brothers

Two men who have had their genitalia touched by the same masseuse.

A: She gave you a table shower after your massage? Me too!
B: That makes us junk brothers.

by Dr. Bill Redthroate March 29, 2010

huge junk

Junk (aka man's penis) that is both long as well as thick in girth.

Damn, you've got huge junk! I mean its not scary big porno dick, but WOW. You packin'!

by rosiedarling April 25, 2011

shoulder-junk

The act of elevating and placing one foot on a desk and centering the crotch area in front of a person's face.

Ray smelled the powder on my balls after I shoulder-junked him at his desk.

by Ray Albright May 29, 2007