Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter

(Specifically in Texas) when it gets so hot you can’t feel if a mosquito is on your tits

Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter means It’s hotter than a mosquiter on mommy’s milkers

by Bribrutal July 7, 2021

dread skeeter

Oral inhalation with action akin to a mosquito bite, optionally with tongue, of a dreadlock by a fascinated and/or jealous caucasian.

Some dread skeeter skank-handled my sister-in-law's hair like a popsicle, she was pretty skeeved out by it.

by Chickaboomking December 26, 2009

skeeter boys

Junior Joseph and Cody

I love when Sml does a video with the skeeter boys

Yeah those are the best

by Jeffy432- July 23, 2024

skeeter-hawk

Nickname for a guy named Scott.

I'm goin' over to skeeter-hawk's to slam back some Pibbers!

by ScottayDammit November 7, 2007

yeeters skeeters

something you yell randomly either when you cross the finish, score in a sport, recieve a good grade, etc. or just randomly yell out in the middle of class because you are bored

ex 1. Teacher of Global Issues in Historical Context: I will be handing back the tests today.

(Kid who is bad at history gets an 100 on the test)
That kid: YEETERS SKEETERS!!

ex 2. (Joel is in a race and proceeds to absolutely decimate another kid by pushing him into the dirt while passing in order to beat him)
Joel as he crosses the finish line: YEETERS SKEETERS!

ex 3. (The teacher is giving a long lecture and Pablo is bored)

Pablo about 45 minutes into the lecture: YEETERS SKEETERS!

by iyoteduponsomeoneyesterday March 18, 2019

Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity

Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno

by Richard Penis November 5, 2019

Skeeter

Code word forgetting out of awkward situations. When you’re on a bad date simply call your friend and ask to get a skeeter! Perfect slang!

Kelsey: How’s the date?
Rylee: This dude ate my pickle off my plate without asking, he’s a bad dude I swear

Kelsey: That sucks, this is why you shouldn’t go on tinder dates Rylee
Rylee: whatever can I just get a Skeeter?
Kelsey: of course ill be there soon
Rylee: Thank you, oh yes baby

by Oh yes babyyy March 7, 2023