Wobbly Goblin

The flaccid condition of ones dick after far to much delicious whiskey. Also known as Whiskey Dick.

Eric: Dude, did you take Tara home from the Molle Frijole last night?!?
Ferg: Fuck Yeah, Snake! I was all set to plow when the ole Wobbly Goblin made an appearance. I Ended up pushin rope for an hour before she passed out... Then another half hour after that..

by The turd abibes October 26, 2016

Goblin King

noun: The bulge formed when men wear pants that are too tight.
antonym: camel toe

Those tight pants are giving you a goblin king.

by goblin_king June 12, 2017

Young Goblin

Young goblin is a person refered to ones youngest best friend
Young goblin is some one who’s best friend is the ace boon coon
Young goblin is a ride or die

Yeah I’m the ace but that there is my young goblin

by Cbcraig December 08, 2017

Crotch Goblin

A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.

That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

Goblin cum

An alternative name for Miracle Whip, coined by Matthew Inman of webcomic The Oatmeal.

This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.

I asked for my sandwich with mayo, why the hell is it drenched in goblin cum?

by GAWII April 26, 2014

Goblin

When a person who went out looking good has drank way to much and is now looking like a mess

Shaylee - Kaylan do u see Nikkis Face
Kayaln- OMG Nikki you look like a Goblin

by Nikki m l March 10, 2010

beer goblin

An imaginary entity that can be blamed for any number of random injuries sustained from a night of drinking, for which one can't remember the actual cause.

I have cuts all over my fingers and there's a bottle cap stuck in my knee. Damn beer goblin got me again.

by wonderweasel May 05, 2008