Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.

I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.

I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.

Take jimmy to the woodshed

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Does a bear shit in the woods?

A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.

Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.

Ross: You hungry?
Joey: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by DanielG. December 26, 2012

Tiger Woods

A blackinese golfer

I already gave you the damn definition to Tiger Woods

by Jon D, Steve V May 9, 2010

woodshed

An allusion to being corporally punished, where the victim would be sent to the woodshed to await his punisher. The woodshed was a popular location, because it was remote from the rest of the family, and there was abundant material there for fashioning a paddle or a switch.

Get to the woodshed boy - your pa is gonna tan your hide when he gets home from the mill.

by Rod Brock July 26, 2006

Tiger Woods Disease

A man who constantly cheats on his wife or girlfriend.

Tom: Did you hear Bill is getting married in three months?

John: You mean the same Bill who had a bad case of Tiger Woods Disease?

Tom: Yeah, that Bill, but he's been mostly cured since the engagement. He's only cheated on her four times in the last year.

by broski16 March 17, 2010

woodsman

(Porn industry slang) A man capable of achieving and maintaining an erection regardless of the situation, and without the aid of drugs (Viagra) or a fluffer .

Ron is a well known woodsman in the porn industry.

by Pete Reuter February 2, 2004

woodstock

Gathering of a million hippies to the greatest concert on earth. Preached peace, smoked pot, and smoked more pot. Many well known bands played, like Jimi Hendrix and The Who.

"Jimi Hendrix's star spangled banner at woodstock was righteous"

by sweetemotion09 June 8, 2007