Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.
by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023
Get the Wonking your willymug. 1: "I feel like a real sagging wonk today."
2: "Bro, my wonk is sagging. Do I need to see a doctor?"
2: "Bro, my wonk is sagging. Do I need to see a doctor?"
by ATruSagginWonk January 31, 2020
Get the Sagging Wonkmug. Name of a wavy sidewalk on Holland Street in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada.
One could say it's a representation of the city's gene pool.
One could say it's a representation of the city's gene pool.
by J00n10r August 12, 2019
Get the St. Thomas Side Wonkmug. by WhatInTheNameOfWhore May 20, 2021
Get the Wink wonkmug. an intentional misspelling/mispronunciation of "wink wink"
Is often used after a particularly bad joke, usually a thats what she said esque bit/otherwise about sex (but not necessarily)
Is often used after a particularly bad joke, usually a thats what she said esque bit/otherwise about sex (but not necessarily)
"Have you seen those articles about that new lab grown meat? would you ever try it??"
I'll always take the chance to have meat in my mouth, wink wonk
I'll always take the chance to have meat in my mouth, wink wonk
by OliverJaded September 19, 2024
Get the wink wonkmug. The word was used - strictly as a verb - at Harvard in the 1950s, to mean "hunker down for some serious studying," as in "I can't go out tonight. I have to wonk for my chem exam." The folk etymology was that it was KNOW spelled backwards, though how that led to the new meaning was cloudy at best. Though I never encountered it as a noun, I suppose people who did it could have been called wonkers.
by AlumAnon December 31, 2016
Get the Wonkmug. A policy nerd or a financial/data analysis nerd. Someone who is enthusiastic or excessive interest in fields related to political policy.
by LizardInACan July 9, 2023
Get the Wonkmug.