Wonder years

Age 11-13 of a boys years of “wondering” where he start to adventure into girls, masturbation, etc.

“Oh he’s just in his wonder years” my dad said about my younger brother.

by Little boy 15 November 27, 2017

Wonder Woman

A DC superhero who dresses like a pornstar. She fights crime wearing star-spangled panties, hooker boots and a massive amount of cleavage. This is probable a tacktick to distract her opponents and give them a boner so that they are jailed for being rapists.

She has probable been raped many times, off screen, whenever she is captured by the evil bad guy she is faceing, who would definitely rape her to death if they had the chance.

Guy 1: "Is it a bird, is it a plain, no it's... Super hooker!"
Guy 2: "that's not a hooker, that's Wonder Woman."
Guy 1:"yeah, but wouldn't you like a piece of dat ass?"
Guy 3: "I'd love to shove a metal pole up that bitch's ass and make her my sex slave myself"
*Uncomfortable silence*

by Hentai Daddy 361 February 7, 2021

Wonder Boy

A nick name for the Canadian Hockey player Sidney Crosby. Sidney Crosby's talented play and high performance in critical situations earns him the name wonder boy. The nick name wonder boy plays on the fact that Sidney Crosby is younger than many National Hockey League players but despite his youth he is still one of the most talented players.

Sidney Crosby is an example of a Wonder Boy

by Captain Canuck 600 March 7, 2010

wonder wand

Your giggly stick,cock,dick,weiner etc. Except this term is 200 times more awesomer than that shit.

Dude,I got my Wonder Wand stuck in a bottle last night and it hurt when I pissed.

by Steven Johnston & Hambone June 10, 2008

Wonder Monkey

1. A monkey capable of superhuman deeds, with the power to...do really awesome stuff. Does not apply to one individual.

2. An everyday dish sponge

1. I saw this thing...and it was flying...and it was a monkey. So I'm like, "Whoa...a wonder monkey!"

2. He cleaned the casserole dish with a wonder monkey.

by Bill the Northeast Asian Beaver December 11, 2003

wonder glue

A white fluid/goo that comes out of a wonder shaft and generally finds its way onto either a wonder tissue or into a wonder cunt.

Sally was not expecting the tsunami of wonder glue that bill sprayed in her eyes at the party.

Bill passed out on the floor after emptying his reserves of wonder glue all over sally.

by HazelKidnappedAndStripped October 13, 2013

wonder child

A child who has never been banned from anything, or has never done anything bad.

Person 1: Damn, I just got banned from eating cheese
NOT WONDER CHILD

Person 2: Im so perfect that I havnt been banned from anything ever!
WONDER CHILD

Person 1: Damn, I just stole from my mother
NOT WONDER CHILD

Person 2: Ive never done anything bad, EVER!!!
WONDER CHILD

Person 1: Damn that person 2 person is a freaking wonder child, I need to go cry to my therapist

by ne0_shiny April 13, 2005