Purple Wombat

A term used to describe a woman's vagina after violent sex. The 'Purple Wombat' refers to the appearance of the vagina.

Man1: "Dude, we were going at it so hard last night I gave her a purple wombat."
Man2: "No Way!"
Man1: "Way."

by Flossua March 15, 2009

Shy Wombat

To have a little bit of poo poking out, needing to take a shit real bad.

1. Hey SteveM, I really gotta take a dump.
2. What's the go Stevo, you got a "Shy Wombat"?

by Stevopower September 2, 2010

Greasy Wombat

When two or more people coerce an especially dirty, stinky, hairy hobo (male or female) into having sex in which the hobo is vomited and shit on (particularly the face and genital areas) by persons who consume nothing but greasy, spicy food and then continue to fuck every orifice possible. The spicy food creates burning sensations in sensitive areas. Additionally, the hobo will eat the bodily ejections because they have no other food source.

"Was thinking about finding hobo Steve to give him a greasy wombat for his birthday. You wanna come with?"
"A what?"
"You don't even want to know..."

by tahonbass September 5, 2009

wombatting

Verb - The act of finding an amusing acronym for something. Coming up with some amusing acronyms vaguely based on the concept, then using a thesaurus to fill in the blanks. Leads to very contrived or stretched expansions of the acronyms.

May end up with decidedly dodgy acronyms, or intentional double-entendres. Generally adds to the bullshit-bingo used in project meetings.

IT and new media organisations come up with dodgy acronyms almost as a competitive sport.

ACRONYM - Abbreviated Coded Rendition of Name Yielding Meaning
WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WOMBAT Wavelength-Oriented Microwave Background Analysis Team
WOMBAT Way of Measuring Badly in America Today
WOMBAT Weapon of Magnesium Battalion Anti-Tank
SMUT Spitalfields Market Under Threat
POO Purchase Order Outbound
PENIS Proton-Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy (NMR technique)

* Stop wombatting and do some real work!
* Just call it something simple, don't WOMBAT.

by spacejunkie October 15, 2008

slippery wombat

a very hairy and wet vagina

We were kissing heavily then she took off her pants and revealed her slippery wombat.

by Luke L. June 19, 2006

sodomizing the wombat

Fucking up so badly that you end up fucking yourself royally. Especially referring to politcal figures and American presidents who fuck themselves royally.

"Dude, I just totally sodomized the wombat that time!"

"Have you seen the latest news on president Bush? Damn he's sodomizing the wombat AGAIN!"

by Richardwrighteighteen April 21, 2006

The Wombat Foundation

Is the foundation which its soul purpose is to help raise money for the poor wombat population and try to help bring them back from extinction. and to try and kill the vicious Red Ruffed Lemur.

I support the wombat foundation!

by Billyroxmysox April 28, 2008