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Jehova's Witness

Also known as J DUB. A religion which grants its members a reason to be lazy and do nothing with their lives nor get involved in anything important as they are serving God, not man.
"I cannot vote because Jehovah's people stand neutral in light of the political world because we serve God and not men."

Funny that because they (some of them) drink and do drugs, have premarital relations etc but yet they won't get involved in politics... laziness?
by crazyassbitch September 29, 2004
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Reddit's Witness

Someone who goes around the Internet, forcing people to go on Reddit, rather than other well known image blogs. These people usually mock those who do not use reddit, and are overall butthurt.
I was on omegle when I ran into a guy who kept on telling me to use reddit. What a butthurt Reddit's Witness
by NyanOverlord July 30, 2012
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Dawkins' Witness

A person with sufficient sophistication to recognize religion as the greatest threat to human civilization, and shares this fact with others.
Dr. of Biology- Creationism is religious propaganda and only retards public education.
Random dude-You must be a "Dawkins' Witness"
by JoeyMarvelous October 22, 2008
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jehovas witness'

would you like to convert to our religion. heelll naahh
by teegee August 22, 2003
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Jehovah's Witness

It's when a guy blows a load in your ear.
When he was done he did a Jehovah's Witness on me and I'm still having trouble hearing out of the ear.
by TeamLondon March 7, 2010
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Dead Witness

Dead Witness will one day rule the world
by Richard Nixon January 20, 2004
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