Melvin Capital

An extremely shitty hedge fund made up of scammers and money-having monkeys. Bribe companies like Robinhood and Discord to censor the smart retards who pour all their money into $GME.

Tried to tell my fellow retards on Discord to buy the dips and HOLD buy got my account banned by Melvin Capital

TO THE MOON! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

by Mama turtle January 29, 2021

Rainbow Capitalism

The action of companies pretending to support LGBT+ communities and/or specifically making merchandise for more profit.

These big companies just show rainbow capitalism and aren’t actually helping the LGBT+ community.

by Impalement June 03, 2019

Capital Camps

A Jewish camp in Waynesboro Pennsylvania known for rich Jewish kids who spend their days at camp ignoring Jewish practices, and hooking up.

Boy 1- "Ayyyy brOoooO! Me and this girl hooked up behind Yotvata last night!"
Boy 2- "AYyy that shit fire brooooo!"
Boy 1- "I know right!!! The village leader didn't even catch us!"
Boy 2- "Yoooo thats sick bro! Tell me more at b'yachad!"

Boy 1- " I love capital camps!"

by handcheck April 01, 2019

capital malcompliance

The direct disobedience of your local civil protection unit.

"Attention: You have been charged with:
243 Assault on Civil Protection Team
Capital Malcompliance
Divisice Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance

You have been judged guilty by civil protection, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately"

by Overwatch April 20, 2005

Capital One

The company that gives me spam mail every day.

Also Capital One, definitely not you.

I open my mailbox every day and I get at least one Capital One letter every fucking day.

by Not Bill from ft worth July 11, 2018

Capital STEEZ

A great rapper that unfortunately committed suicide before his career even started.

Look up Capital STEEZ on YouTube.

by nobody9845322 February 07, 2013

pussy capital

Attributes allowing one to have sexual relations with woman.

With David Beckham's pussy capital it amazes me that he is married to that robot looking bitch.

by leifm June 28, 2007