winkie

A slang term meaning "penis". Also spelled "winky".

Man: Have a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plan and then it turns back again when you tug on its WINKIE.

Woman: Ouuuuh, that's dirty!

by Demut April 12, 2010

Winklevie

To act like the Winklevoss twins, that is:

To contend or vie for something again and again, always without success - and sometimes to the point of being labeled an asshole.

Team rocket winklevies for Pikachu every episode, man. It's not going to happen.

by TheNew90s May 9, 2011

Kink Wink

A word used for a winky faces during chat with a more sexual meaning behind them.

Boy: Girl, you wanna come over?;)
Girl: Did you just use a kink wink on me?

by ToAndnearYander January 2, 2012

dick wink

when your dick hole opens and then closes for no reason, mostly happens after intercourse when the penis feels good.

Tom: "i gave mel a dick wink after i plundered that dungeon."
Gimp: "thats sick."

by kfcnigga January 30, 2014

Dinky Winks

The man responsible for probably the only meme from Spy Kids that ever made it out of the Spy Kids orbit.

"SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER?" - Dinky Winks opening statement

by Hardstuck Internet July 30, 2016

Safety Wink

An emoticon that can be used in written form to pacify any offensive content that directly preceded it.

Once a safety wink has been used, it is impermissible to take offence at anything in the sentence it follows.

Similar to a wink, which is used in the written form to give tone to a phrase and indicate that what was written should be taken with a pinch of salt, the safety wink is reserved for occasions where there is a strong possibility of the sentence being perceived as highly inflammatory.

A> Hey.
B> Hi.
A> So I just found out that my mother has one month left to live.
A> It was cancerous.
A> I haven't stopped crying since I found out.
B> According to my calculations.
B> That means I'll only get to flood her anus with my man juice 27 more times till she's dead.
B> After that, who knows.
A> .
B> SAFETY WINK ;)
A> LOL!

by ma0sm May 26, 2009

winking stinker

Refers to the anus and its appearnce.

She turned over and we did it doggie style while her winking stinker stared right at me.

by carstaires February 13, 2009