Wenks

A sound effect used in a story to exemplify a fall or a quick motion

I heard Jack Warner was on my road, so I fly out my house, WENKSSSS

by NeilG September 1, 2013

Low Winds

The most unappreciated section of any marching or concert band. Consisting of the tubas, baritone/euphoniums, trombones, and the baritone saxophones, the low winds are usually responsible for the sweet bass line, and, if the director choosing the music is benevolent enough, the melody. They are usually overshadowed by the higher winds, most notably the trumpets, who often have little respect for the low winds even though the low winds's instruments are usually twice as heavy as theirs and take twice the air. They are often mocked for having easier parts, although it is usually compensated by the heaviness of the instrument. The low winds are usually lazier than the other sections, as their parts are very easy and little practice is needed. Females in the low winds section are uncommon, but they are often much tougher than the flutes or clarinets and are far mellower than their more feminine counterparts, and are envied for being one of the few females in a predominantly male section. That being said, attractive male members of low winds sections are usually difficult to come by, as they tend to be either heavy or unusually sweaty.

The low winds's sheet music for the show was mainly comprised of whole notes and half notes, so they were able to end the sectional early.

by Noraneko May 15, 2010

Texas Windshield

A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face.

"Jill and I thought we would experiment a little bit, so I ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a Texas Windshield."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

squeeky windshield

after you eat out a girl, an the pussy is dry, you do her hard! and it makes a squeek squeek noice of the hard dick rubbing the raw vigina walls.

keenan: hey jakob heard you gave brian a squeeky windshield last night?

jakob: hell yea that pussy was squeeky clean!!

by bigkeekee<3bigjake June 2, 2009

wanksta

Someone who doesn't live in the ghetto who tries to be hard by attempting to intimidate everybody, sagging there pants to their knees(literally), and talking like they dropped out of school in pre-school. I don't see how wearing expensive, feminine clothes(that they're mama bought) makes you hard.Most the dudes probably take longer to get ready in the morning than their mothers.

My suburb is full of dudes who's families obviously have more money than I ever will, go around discriminating against ppl who aren't molding into society like they are and they think they're pimps b/c they got a new Roca Wear shirt on clearance at JC Penney's. For more see poser and feminine

by dave mathews August 8, 2005

Wanksta

Originated from within the early ghettos of Los Angeles in the early 1990's. When the rap and hip hop culture became famous among teens. Most claimed to be gangsta when infact, they were nothing more than scene kids, some stayed with the fad, others moved to newer fads such as the "emo" scene. Originally was created by the African Americans later was adopted by the Native Americans and later by Hispanics.

Broken down contraction of: Wack-Ass Gangsta

Usually white, wearing " gangsta " clothing brands and most likely grew up in a above middle class neighborhood. Though most claim to grow up in the ghetto side of the city, 99% of them have never seen a REAL ghetto. Most Wanksta's claim to be gangbangers or thugs when in reality, they are nothing more than kids who are attempting to rebel against something their parents didn't want them to do.

Sadly, most Wanksta's think it's cool to be a gangbanger. In reality, most REAL gangbangers wish they werent in the situation they are currently in and probably will always stay in.

I am a gangsta, I grew up in the ghetto. My parents didn't get me that "I-POD Nano" for christmas, nor those 200$ shoes. I don't wear baggy pants, I don't say "nigga" or talk like a fucking retard.

"Hey, check out that wannabe wanksta"
"Oh snap, that wanksta is getting jacked"

by Mulphia January 2, 2007

wankstas

gangsters are from the “hood”; wankstas are from the suburbs.

Hey dude look at those Wankstas tryin to be Gangstas

by Murray3128 September 7, 2006